Two Simple Rules for Wearing Sports Apparel

by Brian

The basic rules for wearing sports apparel are really quite simple, yet for some reason people still don't seem to understand them. I mean like, really simple.

1. Never mix teams from the same sports league (MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL) at the same time.

2. Never mix two colleges at the same time.

Mixing any two teams or schools who can beat each other is contradicting. It's sort of like running into a man wearing a George W. Bush t-shirt with a Ralph Nader hat. Don't do it, because it just doesn't make sense!